Paddles ready...

...quickly, give him 3000 cc's of adrenaline.
...doctor that will kill him...
...it must survive...it's been 2 months since a post...

CLEAR!

*flatlines*

And now, my near death experience...

Derek: Hello?
Voice : Yes.
Derek: Is someone there?
Voice : No.
Derek: Now does that make sense?
Voice : Yes.
Derek: Ok that's it, did I die?
Voice : No.
Derek: What is this place?
Voice : Blog Purgatory
Derek: And you're...?
Voice : I am Blogger.
Derek: ...wonderful.
Voice : Where have you been?
Derek: I've been busy. But I've returned.
Voice : Too little too late.
Derek: You've got to cut a brother some slack.
Voice : You are imperfect, I am all that is right.
Derek: Then why don't I feel like blogging on you?
Voice : WHAT!?
Derek: I said your hair looked nice.
Voice: You should be so lucky to blog ever again, you will remain here forever.
Derek: You know I could just have not logged on here today, that'd been better.
Voice : FEE-FI-FO-FUM
Derek: send me back and i'll blog appropriately
Voice : How can we trust you?
Derek: I did complement your hair.
Voice : KNEEL BEFORE BLOGGER
Derek: Whatever, send me back.
Voice : Mecca-Lecca Hi, Mecca-Hiney-Hiney-Ho

well that sucked. now I have to come up with something to talk about...


...tomorrow.

It's A Bird.

I'd like to live beneath the dirt
A tiny space to move and breathe
Is all that I would ever need
I wanna live beneath the dirt
Where I'd be free from push and shove
Like all those swarming up above.

Welcome. A funny thing happened yesterday - I was at Sam Goody where Tucker was getting his 4400: Season 2...and I saw a CD laying against something and picked it up and it was the Superman Returns soundtrack...which isn't supposed to be avaliable until the week of the movie release. Now I've had this opportunity before, where i've seen a DVD or CD out that isn't supposed to be on the shelf yet, and each time I've quietly gone to the counter and attempted to purchase the item (Graham - you remember Garden State, right?) and each time the alarm has gone off saying this item is not yet supposed to be released.
So I played Bizzaro World yesterday - the clerk was standing by me when I picked it up yesterday and I said aloud to Tucker "Hey, this isn't supposed to be out yet."
Which perked the guy's interest.
Wow, he said - I put 3 of those up already this morning, someone pulled them out by mistake last night, I thought I got them all. He went on to say I was right that it wasnt supposed to be avaliabe yet. I lightly slid the cd across the counter towards him and pulled out my wallet.
He laughed, shrugged his shoulders, and rang it up for me.
Ok so not that cool a stoy, but humorous none the less.
And a reminder that Superman is less than 2 weeks away from returning to movie screens after almost 20 years.

It's olde but goodie day here on Kary's Korner -







That is all.

Back Bitches

Hello All 2 that read this! Can't hold me down!
What's been up you might ask? A little thing called marriage.
And it is great! Back in Starkville from the honeymoon and loving the married life.

Now if I didn't have school this summer everything would be great.
Ok well for all respective purposes - I've been back for 2 weeks and haven't had a chance to update. Sue me. Wait, don't do that.

So how is everyone else doing - Graham may or may not be reading this all the way from China - where he needs to bring me back a copy of X3 on DVD! *hint*

And I got no where to go from here - so *segway*
Kary's Korner! (Long Overdue)





and finally - my most favorite commercial of all time

No Life? Indeed.

So surveys are stupid, but this one is right up my alley, so I wll attempt this as I do my blog, so you can see along with me that (browsing the list) I really do have no life...


"if you've seen over 90 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 190 movies on this list. Put your score in header and
repost."



(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x)Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Boondock Saints
() The Mexican
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story1
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 9

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
() White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
Total: 9

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x)American Pie Band Camp
Total: 10

(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
() Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil
() Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
(x) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
() Lilo & Stitch.
( ) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch
Total: 7

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) Thirteen Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
Total: 9

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe dirt
Total: 11

() A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) THe Ring 2
Total: 8

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
() Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
Total: 8

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
() Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
() Coach Carter
Total: 9

(x) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
(x) Se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Identity
(x) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
TOTAL: 10

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
(x) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
(x) My Boss' Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) Frailty
Total: 10

( ) Best Bet-not a movie
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
(x) Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
Total: 9

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
(x) Cruel Intentions
(x) The Hot Chick
Total: 12

(x)Swimfan
(x) Miracle
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) Walk to Remember
(x) Boogeyman
total: 10

(x) Hitch
(x) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
(x) Troop Beverly Hills
() Swimming with Sharks
Total: 9

(x) Air Force One
(x) For Richer or Poorer
(x) Trainspotting
() People Under the Stairs
(x) Blue Velvet
(x) Sound of Music
(x) Parent Trap
(x) Parent Trap Re-make
(x) The Birds
(x) The Terminator
(x) Terminator-2
(x) T-3
Total: 11

(x) Empire Records
() SLC Punk
(x) Meet Joe Black
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
(x)The Silence of the Lambs
(x) Sleepy Hollow
(x) I Heart Huckabees
() 24 Hour Party People
() Blood In Blood Out
Total: 7

(x) Thirteen
() Manic
(x) American History X
(x) Deep Blue Sea
(x) George of the Jungle
(x) Canadian Bacon
() Big Black Tityies
(x) How High
(x) The Jacket
() My little pony 1986
Total: 7


165?
Shoot me.

Back In Moderation

You only thought you could keep me down.
Alas, you were wrong.

For I have returned, with this bit of knowledge for you.

You know what I forgot, nevermind.

So I see this talk going around with headlines like "Smallville: Growing By Leaps and Bounds".
And you would think it would be referring to this being their "break-out" year. Which I don't agree with because, while this has had their highest ratings of any season...every season since the 2nd one has been their "break out year". They just get a little better each time, although Season 3 is still my personal fave. But these headlines are referring to rumors...rumors that a certain farm boy might be taking flight by season's end...adding that we may see a "whole world of change for CK" next season. Could this be true? Could Al & Miles have been strong-armed to revoke their early 2001 claim of "No Tights-No Flights"? They said no Kryptonians at that point too, but hell if we haven't had them keep popping up, considering Clark is the "Last Son of Krypton". I for one don't care about seeing him in the suit, cuz the show is not about Superman, which I like. But I wouldn't mine seeing a little flying action for more than 2 second jumps.

But I digress, with a Kary's Korner:


and #2:


NEXT TIME GADGET...NEXT TIME!!!!!!!

Cirque De So Gay

Blu-Ray and HD-DVD can kiss the fattest part of my ass. How the hell long did we have VHS before DVD's came out...like 25 years? Why they gonna screw me over now. I've been dreading this for 2 years since this blu-ray talk first started, and the first releases are hitting the shelves this week.
Typical liberal media. 615 DVD's later this crap happens. I know I know, it doesn't make DVD's obsolete or anything, and you have to have a High-Def TV + High-Def player to watch them...but LEAVE ME AND MY MOVIE COLLECTION ALONE. It's enough already. I don' t care about having 2 more lines of resolution in my movies, not when they already look as good as they do on DVD. I've compared 2 films next to each other and it's not worth the money for the switch. I remember, back in 1997 the first DVD I ever got...it was $40...it was a copy of Tomorrow Never Dies...hell the DVD player I got was the first one to be for sale in Tupelo and I got it at Lowe's for nearly $400. Way to go Financial America. Then people can get arrested without any proof or... nevermind...that's totally un-related.


And excuse me, but Basic Instinct 2...this really seems like it's gonna be a lot like the original.
Now why, you might ask, would you say that Derek? It's been like 12 years later, Ms. Stone is hotter than ever...why would I have a comment like that?




THAT'S WHY. Can we just use the same dialouge from the first time around while we're at it? I hate Hollywood while we're at it. Who makes a sequel to a film like Basic Instinct? I even saw a scene of her picking up an ice-pick. "But Derek, that's her M.O."....so the f*ck what...Let's just have a Michael Douglas flashback sequence through-out the whole movie.

Now I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.

I see on digg.com that Coke is releasing a new product, that which combines coffee and coca cola.
It's a great day for caffiene addicts everywhere. Coca-Cola Blak.

Kary's Korner #6...or 7....hell I don't know. In Geek terms this is either Return of the Jedi...or First Contact...whatever.

Okay, I got ripped off on this one cuz Tucker and I had this idea...well not this exact idea, but close. It's still funny though.


#2..This game was freaky enough without this commercial now freaking me out even more.
Mad nightmare points here.


and 3...this is just for shock value. I wanna know how to do this. Ya probably have to be asian.



The Super Adventure Club brainwashed Chef into having sex with children.
I thought that club was for hiking and kyaking.
No that's the Adventure Club. The Super Adventure Club has sex with children.

Konechewa, Bitches

Yeah, you thought it was rain.

I"M BACK BABY - Spring Break can't hold me down. Although I kind of wish it could, I really don't wanna get back into it. Spent a lot of the week working on wedding stuff, less than 8 weeks from now i'll be Mr. Derek Russell....wait, that...nevermind.

Argh, I want one. Everytime I get close Lucy pulls the f*cking football out from under me.

Going for the hat trick - Kary's Korner still exists and I'm on a MAD TV kick...

#1:


#2:


and #3...well, 3 is just for a good ole' smile...I actually heard this was being released on DVD this year...happy times...